Tuesday, March 9, 2010

Zebra Print Wedding Reception

will soon be well off the lights ...

... at least we opened a few minutes ago that our clients can call the project the future in Berlin.
gaze plays as it goes, who stays, who goes.
Jobs in Greater Dortmund please post in the comments.
sysadmin MCSA + S, Single White, now well again ...

Friday, March 5, 2010

No Prior Instalation Of Rome

young, dynamic, penniless.

News from the Mehlbox:
Ladies and Gentlemen,
in every game we can win products their company win. rising young man who wants to get ahead financially and personally takes, like its products. be 2nd choice and best testers
waiting for your offer
MfG
Lord of Boedefeld

Thursday, March 4, 2010

Paediatric Advanced Life Support Exam

ifs is a question of principle ...

... then you phone already by 5 minutes for 70 cents with the hotline, because no one wants to spend 45 cents for postage ... xx

Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Pinewood Derby Boat Template

objectively and subjectively

customer calls, a notebook would feel too hot.
CCA: "... have you read the temperatures happen with software?"
HvB ". Nope Why should I?"
CCA: "Well, for to hold the heat everyone understands something else, so I'd like a concrete Words "
HvB". So a quark. Hot is hot "
CCA". Okay, Lord of Boedefeld - Have you ever been in a public bathing place '
HvB: "Sure, but what to do with it"
CCA: "Let me turn to?. So if you are a public swimming pool in the shower, then first check the temperature with her hand "
HvB:" Yes logical. "
CCA:" But if everybody feels the same hot and cold, but would also all showers to the same temperature to be adjusted, or "
HvB:" Uh ... yes, okay, sure. What programs out there because so? "

Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Women Who Go Bottomless

The rich inventor

following mail is not actually really unusual for us to write more often to people with ideas for new products. But I found it kind of funny:
I have a few days ago an e-mail sent to the development of a 3D TV. Now I have created a drawing, but I can not find the e-mail address that I can send a plant. Of course I am aware that there are only those contact forms here or e-mail address, because of virus attacks. But I stand with my ability to complete the insert in my system, no viruses and I want my drawing to you, with a declaration of a revolutionary project, send . Therefore, I ask me an e-mail address to which I can send my project, to give. For I am sure this works my project.
My customer number is the way XXX. So I do not want electronic e-mail back, which says' We will forward this e-mail ready to inform our development department "but would like a personal response.
mfg Lord of Boedefeld

Monday, March 1, 2010

Internet Radio En Bpm Stuidio

lies to be learned

A colleague of mine is so big fan of Dr. House. And I must say: there are quite a lot in common. Our "patient" lying ask. Some more unconscious, probably because it is embarrassing to admit their own ignorance - the others probably already intentionally.
had one I will now also turn. First
all started innocently enough to - the dealer called and said his client did a system restore and now had to be suddenly turn on Windows XP.
Can. Not. Be. Our
netbooks, like the notebooks equipped with all OEM versions. Activation is not necessary. A fortiori, if one simply settles only the image again. I have then informed the customer to which he replied that he had indeed used the enclosed CD.
So, so. Since I am curious as agent, why just this customer a recovery CD had settled, you can usually order only as "spare parts" - I mean, it's not like that call never people and complaining about exactly this fact . And since are even customers who have a notebook, not netbook, which has no time on a drive where you could insert these CDs. On the other hand - I would trust our chiefs almost. The drive does not get with CDs, but even without a drive (/ irony)
But no matter -. These CDs are also called "System Locked Pre-" CDs, which can only be installed on our laptops.
But even then, an activation is not necessary because containing OEM version.
Anyway, I offered to the customer then restore the original state charges in the workshop. Did he not, weiiiiiiiiiiiiil ...
he really wants to Win7 on his netbook, do not have XP.
The possible explanation for some ...