What Does The Peace Sign On The Side Mean

The Poet

The following mail is really something special. Was very pleasant to read, still we can do nothing for the. It all started with a broken key, and some mail that was unfortunately quite wrong.
Yes, our system sometimes bitchy around quite a bit. Who cares, Shuddup And Pay.
Anyway here the mail:

Ladies and Gentlemen, the

Anheimfallung of my message to the electronic limbo is indeed unfortunate, and for me inconsolable.
with astonishment, I received your customer of the injustice that unelaborierten here. But it escapes my eagle eyes by no means that you the diacritic Akutus mistook gravis. This is whether your many efforts, a pardonable Erratum. Purpose the mediation or Council with respect to the use of symbols to express themselves, but almost in riddles. Since it seems to me that you and your colleagues incarnate in no case sphinxes, I urge you to call me that word, which inheres in such a diacritic.
Certainly I disapprove of my fabulous notebooks Detrimentum physical, which I ask to fix. Since there is a clear lack of preparation on the part became obvious they engage any measures that lead to repair of the defect, behufs my satisfaction, but you should lie at the heart of kindness? The Nomen proprium '$ unsere_Firma' I was always a concept of professional competence, praise since I formerly heard only good news about the. I would like an immediate solution to this scourge of my notebook everyday.

Pine Wood Car Space Ship

Nerd Nightmare

HvB: "... I am tired a little, have slept badly Well, like it's like that - you buy a nice notebook, then suddenly goes broke and then you lie awake in bed and ponders.. and angry and get to an eye. " to crack

Wedding Reception Spanish

brainteaser

ne time hard nut - which will tell us this message:

I have with this device volgende problem of seed nemen on ice with ice with running Klain szt. steropol.

Tip: It's about a fridge.

Cream For Ferret Sores

headdesk

HvB: "... before I could switch with a keyboard shortcut the image to an external monitor, which is now no more."
CCA: "Okay, the monitor is plugged straight."
HvB: "No."
CCA: "Please connect it to time and try again."
HvB: "Oh, here we go again - must be so connected?"

Funny New Born Baby Mmessage

Mama, who has hit me!

Napoleon once said yes, "I love the treason, but I hate the traitor."
Little can be added.
went So then, my mood today quite in the basement when I was told that a customer has complained about me.

Why?

Well, said customer runs a small publishing company and had probably bought for this purpose one of our top-of-the-line multi-function devices.
He had the problem with duplex printing a frame on the front and back differed from each other by 4 mm.

I admit, I also know not every device in and out, so I had to first get the information whether such a deviation is still within the tolerance, or a technician use - which the customer demanded vehemently - is justified. In order to clarify the customer
my dilemma, so I made the mistake in the course of the conversation about the following statement to meet:
"Your $ device is actually an office printer, however, are a repro-Professional Perhaps you simply get the wrong device for your needs, a tractor is indeed no worse than a Porsche, just because he is slow - for it. Porsche can not even plow. "

is ultimately found that the deviation is too much, and the customer got his technician. And filed a complaint that I have told him - again played from memory: ". You can not compare a tractor with a Porsche"


Gnaaaaaaaah: (At least I had

then finally, a funny / positive experience when a customer gave me a completely unknown model name. Instead of me then that is of incompetence, he looked just continue to - and apologized a thousand times that he had called the wrong manufacturer hotline. This followed